is going much worse than the nightmare of Martian invasions the decades of 50 and 60 (see photo figurine "Mars Attacks" original). And the recontrapeor 1996 film version .
In the most prestigious foreign universities (Harvard, Oxford, Cambridge, Yale and the Sorbonne, among others) there is a filter material formidable careers of Political Science and Economics. It's called "Argentina." Its duration is 122 quarters (according to best estimates) and the mere mention produces chills, panic attacks and suicide in Silicon Valley.
rigorous statistics indicate that of 100,000 students, only 10 or 15 fail approve (barely touching the 4). We had access to one of the exams, for the first quarter, the most easily, thus obtaining a ultraconfidencial information that we never really wanted to get. Try
... but no abuse. Daily reading an item has the advantage of keeping away from Alzheimer's brain and the disadvantage of getting too close to insanity.
Level 1. Recognition.
Argentina is:
a) A southern hemisphere country
b) a developing country
c) A vacant lot full of Highways
d) a suburb of Kabul
e) All of the above
f ) All are false
g) If I was approved, I give you a diego. Argentina has
:
a) 23 provinces
b) 23 fiefdoms
c) 23 kinds of weather
d) 23% of unemployment
e) 23 honest people
Argentina's population is:
a) 37 million human beings
b) 5% and 95% imaginative exploited
c) 15 million poor people, 7 million unemployed and 20 thousand rich kids with sadness
d) 12 million workers and slightly more than 200 members
Level 2. Diagnosis
Argentina is:
a) A country doomed to success (Coelho-definition Duhalde)
b) An accident bound to be country (tacit definition of the population)
c) A never-ending asteroid colliding with reality (Stephen Hawking definition)
d) A geographical mystery between Chile and Uruguay (definition Atlas)
e) One country one way, albeit with toll (pragmatic definition)
f) A country risk (definition Standard & Poors )
La Argentina have:
a) External-chronic dependence (Fondus Malarium Irrefrenabilis)
b) acute transverse linked to chromosome
K c) acute cyclic Infantilitis with Obsessive-compulsive to vote and then ask them all, and then vote for those who left.
d) Menemanía yecuyente: yeiteradas is to continue in the insurance opportunities to those who disappoint.
e) architectural complex Alfonso, is convinced that the house is in order.
f) Saáditis cannabis: collective hallucination episodes that last about a week
g) Mesiánicum Carriosis : disorder located at the midpoint between mystical delusions and progressivism (bacillus causative derechum functionalist est)
In Argentina:
a) you left over 36,999,999 inhabitants.
b) It lacks a loop of 170 billion dollars.
c) I left over 3 million square kilometers.
d) We say "abandoned church," because there is no cure.
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