not stopped ringing cell phones, never ceased to get frantic e-mails to editors of major news and would not let either of As Earth rotates, while rain was falling upside down. The news was extraordinary and unleashed a wave of demonstrations and pilgrimages to the strangest places on the planet.
A group of aliens from the star MX3% + interests, held a press conference aimed to declare openly that there are no and round all the paraphernalia that aliens issues makes no sense, nor handle, nor "handle to grip" .
visitors from outer space, dressed in casual clothes or casual "(pronounced" quéishual ") were answered promptly responses of 450 accredited journalists and 2,500 movileros at the scene, which The press conference lasted for 47 hours and 53 minutes. Intelligent and fuzzy (see photo) as any alien, admitted having had "some importance and influence among human groups," but " that no big deal, please! "
journalist of independent journalism more representative and reflective opened fire break open a highly intelligent and politically risky question: - Do you like Pamela Anderson?
- ¡¡¡·$"%&&//&%"$"$@!!!- said one of the speakers, which is untranslatable but I imagine around a puteada of enormous size.
- Do you have plans to conquer our planet? - shyly asked a colleague.
- No, we're just looking for intelligent life.
(At that moment there was an interminable silence, dense, thick as a soup of plutonium, as an oil molasses)
- As I did not find - hinted at a Newspaper worker somewhat disappointed.
- Do not look, we're worse after traveling 12.349 million light years! - Snapped the alien without anesthesia.
- And what emergency had to come up here? - shot one that felt the impact.
- What do you urgently had to get his press credentials being movilero ?
- is that ... well ... I ... err ... I think that ...
- You are a perfect example of the Peter Principle , according to which every individual in a job reaches his level of incompetence and stays there. No doubt that is the case, "said one of the ET as it introduced what appeared to be a toothpick in what appeared to be one of his ears, a clear sign of boredom ... or fun. At this point we do not know.
The constant whispers, talks between the curious, the "ah" "oh" and "wow" is left to hear the crowd rowdy, disorderly and chaotic, almost like the transition from Buenos Aires. Meanwhile, questions continued.
- Have you met other civilizations in the Universe?
- Well, polychrome ...
No matter what the ET to answer, they heard frantic voices journalists talking to their editors: "He said ' polychrome' ... What the fuck is that? "Asked movileros almost all producers who were on the other side of the" Roach "(headset used by Noter to" connect "with the breast feeding called" Production ").
"do I know what the hell is that! Then we see now does not matter, now matter how many people see us !!!!, so I went with your laburo, did you hear? "The friendly tone of the producers was understandable ...
- Any important finding worth highlighting?
- Yes, the square root of 2 is 10 454 million digits, and ends at 5.
- And that SIDV pada ezo? - asked a cockroach movilero the fall.
Why are we here? - Said quietly one o'clock ET to others in a clear sign of confusion.
After 47 hours and 53 minutes of questions and answers, the aliens were completely discouraged, but not showed signs of fatigue but with wonder and amazement. Meanwhile, journalists, movileros, press agents, producers, secretaries and other officials on duty, were returning to their places of work with rigor questions: "How many points did we do?", "Are you going to invite them to dinner at Olives ? "" Well, well, I'm coming dear. I was late because I had a meeting, "and so on.
the other hand, the aliens did not fail to impress ... They had asked around, everything from their personal tastes to the formation of galaxies, etc, etc.
" But nobody asked us how we are here if we came to announce that does not exist ... "said one of the ET finally, deeply intrigued by the" human logic. " Nobody hit upon to respond. Because if anything, was a huge and very clear answer floating in the air.
From then on, the respective channels continued their usual programming.
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